Mumuni don fall my hand o

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Mumuni don fall my hand o

Post by Bjwilly2000 on Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:33 am

<p>Mumuni, who was in a mental hospital was being
reviewed for possible release.
When asked what he would do if released, he
replied, "I am going to make a slingshot and come
back here and break every damn window in the
place."Obviously, his release was denied.
Six months later, the board was again considering
his release and again asked him the same
question. His reply was the same.
"I am going to make a sling shot and come back
here and break every damn window in the place."
Again, he was turned down.
Several months later he was complaining to a
fellow patient that he could never seem to get
released. The patients asked him what he said
when they interviewed him, and Mumuni told him.
The patient said, "You will never get released with
answers like that. You have to tell them what they
want to hear. Let me give you some advice on
how to answer them when they ask you
questions."
So, after considerable coaching, Mumuni felt that
he was ready.
So when the board met again, they again asked
him what he would do if they let him out. But this
time he was ready.
Mumuni said, "I am going to get a job, find an
apartment and settle down."
"Good," they said, and then what?
He said, "I want to meet a nice girl and start
dating." They agreed he was making real progress
and asked, "And then what ?"
"One night when we are alone in my apartment, I
am going to make passionate love to my
girlfriend. I am going to take her dress off, and
then take her bra off and lie her down on the
bed."
"Yes," they said excitedly.
"Then I am going to gently remove her panties,"
he continued.
The board members were really getting excited
now and asked, "Then what are you going to do ?"
He said, " I am going to take the elastic out of
those panties, make myself a slingshot, come
back here and break every damn window in this
place!</p>

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